Winding the Watch of Wit
ShellShock Rome

ShellShock Rome

is a loose affiliation of swingabilly musicians, headed up by songwriter Joel D 'spinhead' Canfield. Okay, really, it's just me. But I have lots of friends who play music, and lots of 'em play on the album you'll read about just below.

Watch for the new ShellShock Rome swingabilly album

'Winding the Watch of Wit' [1]

Coming out spring of 2008

We'll be posting lyrics, personnel, and other bits and pieces as we figger 'em out ourselves.

At some further point I'll drag over some information from Know Your Music about my various influences; Roger Miller, Bob Dylan, Mike Nesmith, Van Morrison . . .


Lyrics

  1. With the Radio On
  2. Brownstone Orchids (Archie Goodwin's Blues)
  3. These Early Hours
  4. Pax Aurora
  5. My Morning Sun
  6. More Than Love
  7. Emerald Dreams
  8. Amor Est
  9. Uphill All the Way
  10. Sky Blue Eyes
  11. Path of Least Regret
  12. It Must Mean Something
  13. Fill This Empty
  14. Wasn't You That I Was Leaving
  15. Tired of Getting Ditched
  16. Cleopatra Copper
  17. Fiona's Reel
  18. In a Midnight Sky
  19. The Secret Lament of an Otherwise Satisfied Songwriter
  20. Beethoven's Howlingly Melodious New Bass Guitar 'n' Strangle Disco (XIII) (Long Him To)

With the Radio On

Best Beloved and I love road trips. These moments during our first day together stuck in my head permanently.

Flyin' down the highway with the radio on
Singin' just as loud as I can to my favorite song
Well it might be Nez or Bob or Van
But I always try to sing just as loud as I can
Flyin' down the highway with the radio on

You pull out the map every once in a while
And I glance at you and you glance and we share a smile
And the sun glints through your golden hair
And I can't believe my luck that we're there
Flyin' down the highway with the radio on

You feed me a fast-food fish sandwich; it drips on my shirt
I slurp green-circle-logo iced mocha and try to stay alert
Like Newtonian bodies in motion we stay
'Cause we hate to slow down unless there's no other way
Flyin' down the highway with the radio on

Big fast car and a snappy tune
And you right by my side
Cup o' joe and a bite to eat
Man, what a ride

Big fast car and a snappy tune
And you right by my side
Bite to eat and a cup o' joe 
Man, what a ride

Finally stop for some greasy home cooking in a roadside café
Settle up and head for the door, glad to be on our way
Drive into a sunset we wish we could frame
Settle in for a night that's just more of the same
Flyin' down the highway with the radio on

Brownstone Orchids (Archie Goodwin's Blues)

Recently discovered the Nero Wolfe novels, and Best Beloved and I are hopelessly addicted.

She says I'm a perfect blend of Nero Wolfe's genius and Archie Goodwin's good looks and determination.

She also says I'm an imperfect blend of Wolfe's agoraphobia and Archie's intolerance of people who disagree with him. Ah well.

Seven steps up from West Thirty-Fifth
To an old brownstone
Whose bulky genius wouldn't work at all
If I left him on his own

Hoisting himself out of that custom chair
Only exercise he'll get
Elevator to his orchids fair
So he doesn't break a sweat

    If it wasn't for my needling
    He'd have nothing much to do
    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

Inspector Cramer in the big red chair
Chews on his unlit cigar
He swears someday he's gonna get us both
But we all know he won't get far

Theodore up in the orchid room
Saul and Fred and Fritz and me
Jump through hoops to suit his every whim
Best you'll hear is 'satisfactory'

    If it wasn't for my needling
    He'd have nothing much to do
    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

Never leaves the house on business
Unless some flummery's afoot
Maybe a meal upstairs at Rustermann's
But he'd prefer to just stay put

So I go out with Lily Rowan
Flamingo lays out quite a spread
Back home a snack is always waiting
Big glass of milk and off to bed

    If it wasn't for my needling
    He'd have nothing much to do
    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

They come in droves to hire the genius
But disappointed out they go
He seems impervious to needling
Unless the bank account is low

But when he finally takes an interest
He sits and thinks and thinks and sits
Lips pushing in and out with eyes closed
About as active as he gets

    If it wasn't for my needling
    He'd have nothing much to do
    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

"Please sit down; eyes at a level"
"Will you have a beer with me?"
He doesn't stand, he won't shake hands
The author's name his phsiognomy

I've put up with this enfant terrible
Forty years and maybe more
And through 'em all I've quit so many times
I'd love to even up the score

    If it wasn't for my needling
    He'd have nothing much to do
    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

    If there was no Archie Goodwin
    There'd be no you-know-who

These Early Hours

I'm growing more confident in my vocal abilities and bass playing, and wanted to fool around with something using only my voice and bass. Also still working on it being okay if things don't rhyme ;) I'm also trying anything to write something that doesn't sound like country music.

Best Beloved sleeps later than I, and the quiet time before the household wakes up is a period of anticipation for the day. I enjoy the quiet, but I don't resent the company when it arrives.

these early hours before you wake
peaceful, quiet anticipation
knowing you're sleeping
and dreaming of me

waiting until you come kiss me good morning
and we drink our tea
and plan our day
and dream about our lives together

but in
these early hours before you wake
I wait
and think of you

Pax Aurora

I've always been a morning person, and always been amazed at the emotional transformation in myself as the sun rises.

This turns out to be the centerpiece of a triad, between 'These Early Hours' and my next song, 'My Morning Sun'

Singer/songwriter Bruce McCosar pointed me toward some Joni Mitchell open tunings, and, lo and behold, guitar playing went from impossible to, well, possible. This is the tuning Joni used for 'Free Man in Paris', moved up one full tone to EBEAC#E. I used the same tuning on 'My Morning Sun'

[instrumental]

My Morning Sun

Children are guileless; if they don't like you, there's no hiding it.

I've always loved it when one of the kids is up with me before the rest of the house is awake.

Third part of my sunrise triad (Part one is 'These Early Hours', part two is 'Pax Aurora')

         can I sit on your lap
         while you're having your tea?
             up there on your lap
         with your arms around me

      we both wake up early
             before mommy's up
     and you share your tea
         from the big yellow cup

    they say the sun rises
      to make the day start
     but my morning sun
  shines from a little girl's heart

       I like when it's quiet
         and we're here all alone
  you're reading your book
     and I'm reading my own

    when mommy gets up
         we have jelly and toast
         she eats a little
     and I eat the most

    they say the sun rises
      to make the day start
     but my morning sun
  shines from a little girl's heart
 
         wrong turns aplenty
         on the road so far
         but the love of a child
         shows who you really are

     sometimes you kiss mommy
         when you give her her tea
     and she kisses you
     and then kisses me

         you love my mommy
     and mommy loves you
you take good care of us
        'cause that's what daddies do

    they say the sun rises
      to make the day start
     but my morning sun
  shines from a little girl's heart

                                           I love you

More Than Love

Four years ago I walked out of my old life to start a new one with my Best Beloved.

One year ago, I nearly lost her to a rare, and usually fatal, physical ailment.

I thought I loved her before, but the terror of thinking I was losing the one I'd turned my life upside down to be with made me realize that 'love' just wasn't a big enough word for what she does to me.

She often says that the best thing I've ever said to her is that I love her more than music . . .

I learned all about words when I was just a lad
Reading piles of books like my mom and my dad
Merriam Webster was a good friend to me
Shakespeare and Suess suited me to a T
There must be a word I'll find so apropos
I don't know it yet but here's one thing I know

It's more than love, there must be a name
It's more than love that fires the flame
I look into your eyes and I find myself there
I look into your heart and I'm walking on air
I don't know what it is, but it's more than love

I know so many words about living and life
So many words about husband and wife
Words like 'forever' and words like 'forgive'
Words like 'together as long as we live'
But I can't seem to find the right word for the way
I keep feeling inside, so here's all I can say

It's more than love, there must be a name
It's more than love that fires the flame
I look into your eyes and I find myself there
I look into your heart and I'm walking on air
I don't know what it is, but it's more than love

Words might never say the way you make me feel
But I'll keep trying until I find the one word that's ideal

I've read millions of words in those books on the shelf
And there's ten thousand more that I've written myself
You'd think one of those would say just what I mean
But they all seem to fall just below or between
I know so many words that say just what it's not
So I'll try to describe it with words that I've got

It's more than love, there must be a name
It's more than love that fires the flame
I look into your eyes and I find myself there
I look into your heart and I'm walking on air
I don't know what it is, but it's more than love

I don't know what it is, but it's more than love

Emerald Dreams

The colors in Ireland are so intense it's hard to describe to folks living in a big American city.

I'm still homesick for a place I only visited briefly more than a year ago.

Though I'm standing here today
My heart is far away
Held captive in the fairest land I've seen
Past the ocean's foaming shore
Near a little cottage door
Nestled in a rolling meadow green

In a cozy little pub
We'll stuff ourselves with grub
Safe and snug beside a roaring fire
As the beer and whiskey flow
We'll sing every song we know
With each glass our voices raised a little higher

Come and hoist a pint with me
In our home across the sea
Where the sunlight on the rolling river gleams
Blue the sky and green the land
Colors bright from God's own hand
Walk a mile with me in emerald dreams

Now my heart keeps calling me
To my home across the sea
But I have to stay here just a little while
Still I'm going home some day
And I'm going home to stay
To a cottage white there on the emerald isle.

Come and hoist a pint with me
In our home across the sea
Where the sunlight on the rolling river gleams
Blue the sky and green the land
Colors bright from God's own hand
Walk a mile with me in emerald dreams

Amor Est

I'm fond of quoting the maxim that, just as clothing is held together, not by a few knots in a large rope, but by thousands of tiny stitches, love is not shown by a few grand gestures, but by the thousands of little things we do every day.

And then, in order to have an excuse for an a capella song, and because I've been watching the Cadfael mysteries again, I thought I'd do it as a monastic chant.

Which required translating it roughly into Latin, of course . . .

I'm proud to say that Russia Saturn makes her recording debut right here. Listen carefully to her harmony in the last few seconds of the song.

Millae consutae aliquantulus
Amor est; amor est

Approximate translation:
Thousands of tiny stitches
Love is, love is

Literally:
Thousands of stitches not large
Love is, love is

I've learned since I wrote this that it should actually be more like this:

  millia consutulorum
  consutum aliquantulorum
  millia consutulorum
  amor est, amor est

Uphill All the Way

Swingabilly deluxe.

Asked my dad if we'd ever get there
I was tired and hungry and hot
He said "Sometimes ya gotta hike a while
To camp out in the best spot"

We climbed and climbed forever it seemed,
But it musta been an hour or so
I forgot all about the dust and pain
Looking down across the valley below

Some things don't come easy
That's all I've got to say
If you wanna see the view from a mountaintop
It's uphill all the way

Back when I was a kid at school
I was skinny and wore big glasses
All us smart-mouthed straight-A kids
Were always gettin' knocked on our backsides
I loved to learn and did real well
Use some of it to this day, but
Getting through the social infrastructure of school
Was uphill all the way

Some things don't come easy
That's all I've got to say
For geeks like me in a public school
It's uphill all the way

Got a family, wife and kids
Tryin' to make ends meet
Hustle all week just to find the ends
By Friday night you're beat
Overdo the weekend
Monday morning's grey
Tryin' to make a living in the city, boy,
is uphill all the way

Some things don't come easy
That's all I've got to say
Tryin' to make a living in the city, boy,
Is uphill all the way

Some things don't come easy
That's all I've got to say
Most of what makes life worthwhile
Is uphill all the way

Uphill all the way
Uphill all the way

Sky Blue Eyes

Started out as a chord progression excercise, trying to get as far away from country as possible. (I love country, which is why every darned song I write turns out to be rockabilly or country; just trying to push myself in new directions.)

After the chords were sorted out, playing with a melody, it got recorded with a high pipey organ sound that made me think of a late 50s sugary teen pop love song. So, it is.

Finally hit me and it comes as quite a surprise
I haven't known her long but you know how a good time flies
I wanna tell her how I feel
'cause I know this time it's real
I think I'm in love with a girl with sky blue eyes

When we're together does she think about other guys?
My head keeps thinking what my foolish heart denies
I don't know what to do
Gotta know if her love is true
I think I'm in love with a girl with sky blue eyes

She lets me walk her home
And take her out to dance
Last week she held my hand
So I think I'll take a chance

I've known all along, what I feel I can't disguise
Ya gotta toss the ring if you wanna win the prize
We'll take a little walk tonight
And everything's gonna be alright
I think I'm in love with a girl with sky blue eyes

Path of Least Regret

Had the great joy of working with Phil Norman on this one.

I've spent a lot of time having internal conversations with a much younger version of myself, trying to sort out how I could have avoided some of the life-changing wrong choices I've made. I didn't realize how much it's been on my mind until this song came out on its own, and until it put me flat on my back in bed with chest pains from a full-blown panic attack. Been a while since my own lyrics affected me like that.

This recording was particularly trying, mostly because Phil sings my words so perfectly I got so choked up trying to sing my parts that I had to work out a bass-driven click-track, mute Phil's vocals, and sing to my click-track, just to get through it.

It is joy beyond words to hear a voice like Phil's singing my words (and, in what is the best phrasing in the entire song, those of T. S. Elliot)

    they say the planes are grounded
    we'll be here all night
    left a nice warm hotel room
    to make this flight

    won't be the first time
    I've slept sitting up
    might as well have some coffee
    you want a cup?

        coffee? no, I don't think so
        that'd just make it worse
        you may have slept in airports before
        but this is my first
    
        I could sure use a drink, though
        But first I need a phone
        Gotta call my wife
        Tell her I won't be home
    
There's a million roads through life
Not one's a sure bet
The best you can hope for
Is the path of least regret

    I've got no one to call
    No place I belong
    No one's waitin' for me anywhere
    Not for way too long
        
    Made a choice and lost that life
    Long time ago
    Sittin' in an airport just like this
    Watchin' the falling snow
    
        My wife won't be waiting for me
        Not after this call
        I'm not headed home right now
        Not goin' home at all
        
        It's over between us
        The spark we had is gone
        No point in tryin' to bring it back
        So I'm moving on
    
There's a million roads through life
Not one's a sure bet
The best you can hope for
Is the path of least regret

    That's exactly the choice I made
    So far in the past
    Left a wife I didn't think I loved
    For greener grass
    
    But there's always another field
    Just beyond the fence
    After while the paths I chose
    Stopped making sense
    
        I don't know if I love her or not
        Don't know my own heart
        The past year something's changed
        We just drifted apart
        
        Tonight I stopped finding reasons
        To keep it afloat
        Just a whimper, not a bang
        Like the man wrote
    
There's a million roads through life
Not one's a sure bet
The best you can hope for
Is the path of least regret

    I wanted to change his mind
    Didn't know what to say
    I could've used some good advice
    Before I left that day
    
    But no one even tried
    I'll never know for sure
    If I might have gone back that night
    And spent my life with her
    
        Hope he's not trying to change my mind
        Nothing he could say
        I don't need anyone's advice
        I can make my own way
        
        But maybe I'll take my time
        Nothin else to do
        Sit a while and watch the snow
        And think it all through
    
There's a million roads through life
Not one's a sure bet
The best you can hope for
Is the path of least regret

It Must Mean Something

It seems like the more I write, the more songs present themselves unbidden to my mind.

My girl sleeps in my best shirt
My girl snitches my dessert
My girl says that I'm her man
She holds my heart right in her hand

My girl doesn't watch the news
My girl wears out all her shoes
My girl likes the way I kiss
And it doesn't get any better than this

My girl shares my morning tea
My girl shares her life with me
My girl shares my bed at night
With her arms around me, good and tight

My girl loves to ride along
My girl never steers me wrong
My girl makes the trip sublime
She drives me crazy all the time

My girl likes to hear me sing
My girl likes to sway and swing
My girl dances just for me
She knows her stuff, I’ll guarantee

My girl doesn't call me fat
My girl doesn't act like that
My girl loves me just the same
That's why she's wearing my last name

Fill This Empty

While Best Beloved spent four months in the hospital, I killed a lot of time doing things like April Art Month. Most of my submissions were digitally modified photographs, but this song popped into my head pretty much just as it is, so I figured 'art is art' (and I couldn't use it for FAWM) so why not?

Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart
Nothin' I do means nothin' since we've been apart
I stay up late 'cause I just can't sleep
Head's all woolly from not countin' sheep
Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart

It's been two weeks and four days and six hours since you left
And my chest is just another tragic victim of theft
My heart quit beatin' when you went away
And my head took a beatin' every single day
Of that two weeks and four days and six hours since you left

Lord knows I been doin' everything I can
To get you back safe and sound
And I know you could never love another man
And we all know you're comin' around

But right now
Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart
Nothin' I do means nothin' since we've been apart
I stay up late 'cause I just can't sleep
Head's all woolly from not countin' sheep
Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart
Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart
Nothin' can fill this empty in my heart 

Wasn't You That I Was Leaving

My four older kids haven't spoken to me since their mom and I divorced four years ago. Sometimes the pain is excrutiating, not knowing what they're thinking and feeling.

When the final version is recorded, hopefully it'll come out sounding like Delbert McClenton.

When I left that morning
I didn't even say goodbye
Now I'm left with such an ache
It hurts too much to cry
It wasn't you that I was leaving
No, it wasn't you at all

I tried so hard to keep it from you
Just how painful it all was
Didn't want to live without you,
Tried to keep you, because
It wasn't you that I was leaving
No, it wasn't you at all

You can't know how much I love you
Since I went away
And now my only hope
Is that you'll know someday
It wasn't you that I was leaving
No, it wasn't you at all

Tired of Getting Ditched

This and 'Wasn't You That I Was Leaving' were written start to finish in about an hour the same evening. Not much else in common between 'em.

Well I hear that woman leaving
Gravel crunching under her wheels
Well I hear that woman leaving
Gravel crunching under her wheels
Wish she'd left a little sooner
She don't care how this man feels

Well I see her tail-lights bouncing
As she's heading up the hill
Hey, I think those are my tail-lights
And they're heading up the hill
She may think I'll come and get her
But I'll be hanged if I will

Now I see the headlights shining
As she's turning off the track
Old Merc's headlights glowing yellow
As she's turning off the track
Got a heart just like this night
Starless and bible black

Well she's left me twice a month
Since the day that we got hitched
And I used to go and fetch her
But I'm tired of getting ditched

Now the headlights and the taillights
Swinging 'round and it comes down
The old Merc is doing cartwheels
flinging fenders coming down
Now it looks like I'll be walking
Bring the tow-truck back from town

Not a word is spoken,
as I pass her on the ridge
She just falls in right beside me,
walking down the ridge
And I'm having half a notion
To just chuck her off the bridge

Well she's left me twice a month
Since the day that we got hitched
And every car I've ever owned
Has wound up getting ditched

Now I think I'll have the last laugh
She don't like it she can take a hike
Now I think I'll have the last laugh
She don't like it she can take a hike
Not buyin' no more cars,
I'm gettin' me a bike

Cleopatra Copper

The abandoned mining town of Jerome Arizona was built on Cleopatra Hill. From the mid-1800s to WWII a billion dollars worth of copper was extracted from the hillside. After the war, when copper prices dropped, the town was almost deserted. During the past decade it has become a hangout for artists and a sort of tourist attraction, being only 30 minutes from Sedona, and about an hour away from both the Grand Canyon and Red Rocks Amphitheatre.

I'd like to live there some day.

It started as pure, unadulterated country. It was swing for about five minutes. Once we wandered into the metal arrangement, there was no going back.

Sorry.

              A billion dollars worth of pennies
              Would make a pile up to the stars
              But now the copper's hung in windows
         like Zonie Greenwich Village objets d'art

         They built her on a hill called cleopatra
          And tore her heart out for that copper ore
         They suckled at her breast up in that eagle's nest
          And turned the milk into machines of war

              Cleopatra Copper
              Looks like you've made your play
              Your painted eyes have got me
          But I'm afraid
              I can't stay

They pulled a million tons of copper from your hillside
   You were a wild and woolly wicked western town
              On Cleopatra's face just like a landslide
              Then copper died and no one hung around

              Cleopatra Copper
              Looks like you've made your play
              Your painted eyes have got me
          And I'm thinkin'
              I might stay

              An hour away they've got the grandest canyon
          And red rocks where the tourists come to play
              But i'm content to nest with cleopatra
              Another copper hillside castaway

              Cleopatra Copper
              Looks like you've made your play
              Your painted eyes have got me
          
              Can't tear myself away

         Yeah it looks like
              I'm here to stay

Fiona's Reel

An earlier Irish folk tune for the Littlest One. Includes a pub chorus of the entire family.

Our transition to a new life culminated in a month in County Kerry, Ireland. I think we'll live there some day.

Comin' o'er the hill, o'er the hill so green
Fairest little maid that you've ever seen
Clearest eyes o' blue and a little button nose
Darlin' of my life is Fiona Rose

Doesn't know a jig from a worker's awl
Doesn't know a polka from her da's pub crawl
She'll never know the way I feel
But when she dances o! how my heart does reel

In a Midnight Sky

I have a guitar that belonged to my father's father, who I met only twice. It's a tenor guitar, only four strings, archtop instead of flat top. It was designed to play with a jazz band; the archtop with f-holes cuts through the loud band better so you can hear the rhythm guitar.

Years ago I raised the strings so I could play it with a slide; hoping for a dobro sound. It's not, really, but today I started sliding what music geeks would call a 1-3-4 pattern, just fooling around. Turned the recorder on, and a little bit at a time it just came into my head.

It was supposed to be an instrumental, but any time I have a chance to sing to my Best Beloved about how much I love our life together, and how much I hope for the future, instrumentals don't stand a chance.

stars
sliding by
in a midnight sky

our little boat
sails itself
as on the deck we lie

nothing else
in the universe
but you and I

The Secret Lament of an Otherwise Satisfied Songwriter

Now, I'm not saying I want to play guitar instead of bass, I just wish I could flail through the chords the way my buddy Dave does.

Waddya mean, practice?

I do, though, love the fact that I can whip out lyrics I enjoy this much in under two minutes, from concept to completion. [yeah, I'm bragging. but I still don't play guitar]

I hear all those folkie kidsters
And their fakey folkie songs
They all seem to think they're Dylan
And I seem to think they're wrong

My experience and age
Should make my point so plain to see
But there's one impediment
Which by now I'll bet you see

If I could only play guitar
If I could only play guitar
Might not make it to the big time but I'd make it pretty far
If I could only play guitar

All my musical examples
Strum the six-string all day long
And they seem to think it's normal
When they're writing a new song

But no matter how my lyrics
Make my fingers ache to dance
On that rosewood fingerboard
Ha! you know there's not a chance

If I could only play guitar
If I could only play guitar
Might not make it to the big time but I'd make it pretty far
If I could only play guitar

Well my drumming is anemic
And my keyboard skills are rough
My singing is improving
But for now it's good enough

I play bass for satisfaction
No sour grapes; it was a choice
But I sometimes think a six-string
Would go better with my voice

If I could only play guitar
If I could only play guitar
Might not make it to the big time but I'd make it pretty far
If I could only play guitar

Beethoven's Howlingly Melodious New Bass Guitar 'n' Strangle Disco (XIII) (Long Him To)

Strangle Disco: you had to be there.

Resistance was futile.

Anagram for a title. Background melody shamelessly stolen from Ludwig Van.

Which, when thumpchuffed on the bass, reminded me strongly of Sweet's "Love is Like Oxygen" which, of course brought to mind the snake-swallowing-a-chicken horror of "Ballroom Blitz", resulting in the preposterous vocalizations herein.

Also, I wanted to direct the strangle toward something less disturbing, so here, it's just a bass note getting choked.

Eight bass tracks and one vocal; no other instruments were harmed in the making of this recording.

Ludwig's luscious low tones
Lingered long as he spoke it
As the last note comes
I long him to choke it
I long him to
I long him to
I long him to choke it
I long him to
I long him to
I long him to choke it